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2009-05-25T23:44:00.000-07:00

Lives are
for living I live for youDreams are for dreaming I dream for youHearts are
for
beating mine beats for youAngels are for keeping. Can I keep
you?

My love for
youIs like waterFalling countlessThe beating of myHeart for you is soHeavy
and
soundlessThe feeling of beingIn your arm is soPrecious and
endless

Set A Place
For Me In Your Heart
And
Not In Your Mind,
As The Mind
Easily Forgets
But
The Heart Always Remembers.

Love is like
war…

****Easy to
start…
****Difficult to end…
****Impossible to
forget

If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The MostI Would Sit Next 2
UPut
My Arms Around U&Say ProudlyI Love AnimalsEspecially Dis
Monkey

Lo
Meri Girl Friend Ka Photo Dekho
Press Down
Thora Aur Neeche
Dikhi
Ya
Nahi …
Haram Khor Bhabhi Ki Nazar Se Dekhta Tou Zaruur Dikhti
…

Jabse
Tumhe dekha hai,
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham
ko
Khate
waqt
Peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt
Hans Hans k
Bura HaaL
hai!

Boy:
I’ll Climb The Taleest Mount,Swim The Deepest OceanWalk On Hot Coal Barefoot
Just 4 U …
Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi
Ammi
Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi …

Tum Itny
Sweet Q Ho
Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?
Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?
Tum Itny
Intelligent Q Ho?
Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?
Simple
Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho
Kuch
To Asar Hoga Na!

Love story!A
mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.1 day they kissed each
otherHen
died of dengue&Mosquito died of bird flu
Moral: Sachi
mohabbat

A man is the
head of the family andthe wife is the neck.
The neck turns the head
exactly
the way it wants.

Dil se bolun
ik bat main sachi.!Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na
kabhi kuchi.!Teri photo se to meri negative hi
Achi.!

jindgai not
like “chup chup ke”love is not like “Aksar”But kiss is Like Murder”Because
Like
Airtel ” Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan

Ab tak meri
life1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi,jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha.Par
apke
aane se sab thik ho gaya.Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko
mile.

Har laal
rang RED nahin hota,Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach
hai,Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…
MAD bolay
toM-MostA-AttractiveD-Dost…

You must be
a good runner because you are always running in my mind,You must be a good
thief
because you have stolen my heart,and i am always a bad shooter because
I Miss
You Always

Shayari

2009-05-20T04:05:00.000-07:00

“Teri dosti da main satkar kitta,
Teri har nazar nu main pyar kitta,
Kasam rabb di na bhula devin es dosti nu,
Main apne to vi jyada is rishte te aitbaar kitta.”

“Oh menu vekhi jaandi si,
Main ohnu vekhi jaanda si
Na paper mainu aanda si,
Na paper ohnu aanda si.”

“Dost hon te Hanjuan di vi shaan hundi ae,
Dost na hon te Mehfil vi shamshaan hundi ae,
Sara khel te dosti da ae
Nahin taan Janaza te Baraat ik samaan hundi ae.”

“Hayo Rabba! Tussi so gaye?
Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Good night te bolan deo ji!
Good Night hai ji!
O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena.”

“Do din da sath har koi nabhanda ae,
Zindagi bhar da koi nayi nibhanda,
Agar ro ke chhupayi ja sakdiyaan yaadaan,
Te hass ke koi na chhupanda.”

“Baah fadke rok lende,
Je chalda koi zor hunda
Assi tere piche kyon rulde,
Je tere jeha koi hor hunda.”

Will Power

2009-05-12T01:27:00.000-07:00

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.

His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.

Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year.

I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.

Love, Dad

.........

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:

"For Heaven's sake, Dad,don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4a.m.

The next morning,

A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.

His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do for you from here."

********

- Moral Of the Story

NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD,

IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT.

Talash

2009-05-12T01:20:00.000-07:00

इतने दोस्तो मे भी एक दोस्त की तलाश है मुझे
इतने अपनो मे भी एक अपने की प्यास है मुझे

छोड आता है हर कोइ समन्दर के बीच मुझे
अब डूब रहा हु तो एक सािहल की तलाश है मुझे
लडना चाहता हु इन अन्धेरो के गमो से
बस एक शमा के उजाले की तलाश है मुझे
तग आ चुका हु इस बेवक्त की मौत से मै
अब एक हसीन िजन्द्गी की तलाश है मुझे
दीवना हु मै सब यही कह कर सताते है मुझे
जो मुझे समझ सके उस शख्श की तलाश है मुझे

We All Love Nature

2009-05-10T00:21:00.000-07:00

" A thing of beauty is a joy for ever:
Its lovliness increases; it will never
Pass into nothingness; "

---J.Keats